Estonia... Esties are nice people... but slooooooooooooooooooow!!!
A family is going for a trip in a car and suddently a deer like animal runs across the road.
one hour later one of the kids says: "it was a reindeer"
another hour later his brother says? "no it was an elk"
another hour passes, when father says: "you don't have to argue for nothing"
An American, Englishman, Frenchman and Mexican are flying aboard a cargo plane. The pilot call back to inform them they are exp. engine problems and are to heavy. So the group of observent men decide to dump the cargo to lighten the load. after a short while, the pilot call back to say they are still to heavy.
The Englishman shouts out "God save the queen!" and jumps.
Pilot "we are still to heavy"
The Frenchman shouts "Viva la France!" and jumps.
Pilot "we are still to heavy"
The American shouts "Remember The Alamo!" and pushes the Mexican out.
Belgium
Sports Headline
"The olympics Belgian water polo team withdraws from the game, they drowned all the horses"
Czech
gypsy ( unofficial name for the "romas" ) comes home and askes his wife.
"guess what I have in my pocket... it starts with B"
"bacon?"
"no, bottle of rum... and what I have in second pocket... it starts with A"
"don't know"
"ANOTHER ONE!!"
"Detzo, where have you been last night ?"
"I DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!"
A dwarf with lattern and big bag decides for a carreer of rubber.
Who come to the USA, stands in front of the Capitol and goes: "I'm a dwarf with a lattern and a big bag and I'll steel everything here"
"you know, we have good policemen, they would arrest you, go to Russia"
so he goes to Russia, stands on the Red Square and goes: "I'm a dwarf with a lattern and a big bag and I'll steel everything here"
"you know, we have stupid policemen, but there's nothing left to steel... but try the Czech republic."
so he goes to Czech republic, stands on the Wencelslaw square and goes: "I'm a dwarf... and where the f*** is my lattern ?"
A shy cowboy comes in a bar and sees beautiful blonde sitting there... but he's too shy to talk to her in front of all the people. so he takes out his gun, shoots everybody but the blonde and than comes to her and asks: "why are you sitting here so alone ?"
well and one brutal and nasty ( but still funny ): "how are children in Iraq doing ?"
"just bombastic!!!"
I've seen the nations rise and fall
I've heard their stories, heard them all
but love's the only engine of survival
( Leonard Cohen )
Bosnian-Multinational Forum
A family is going for a trip in a car and suddently a deer like animal runs across the road.
one hour later one of the kids says: "it was a reindeer"
another hour later his brother says? "no it was an elk"
another hour passes, when father says: "you don't have to argue for nothing"
An American, Englishman, Frenchman and Mexican are flying aboard a cargo plane. The pilot call back to inform them they are exp. engine problems and are to heavy. So the group of observent men decide to dump the cargo to lighten the load. after a short while, the pilot call back to say they are still to heavy.
The Englishman shouts out "God save the queen!" and jumps.
Pilot "we are still to heavy"
The Frenchman shouts "Viva la France!" and jumps.
Pilot "we are still to heavy"
The American shouts "Remember The Alamo!" and pushes the Mexican out.
Belgium
Sports Headline
"The olympics Belgian water polo team withdraws from the game, they drowned all the horses"
Czech
gypsy ( unofficial name for the "romas" ) comes home and askes his wife.
"guess what I have in my pocket... it starts with B"
"bacon?"
"no, bottle of rum... and what I have in second pocket... it starts with A"
"don't know"
"ANOTHER ONE!!"
"Detzo, where have you been last night ?"
"I DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!!"
A dwarf with lattern and big bag decides for a carreer of rubber.
Who come to the USA, stands in front of the Capitol and goes: "I'm a dwarf with a lattern and a big bag and I'll steel everything here"
"you know, we have good policemen, they would arrest you, go to Russia"
so he goes to Russia, stands on the Red Square and goes: "I'm a dwarf with a lattern and a big bag and I'll steel everything here"
"you know, we have stupid policemen, but there's nothing left to steel... but try the Czech republic."
so he goes to Czech republic, stands on the Wencelslaw square and goes: "I'm a dwarf... and where the f*** is my lattern ?"
A shy cowboy comes in a bar and sees beautiful blonde sitting there... but he's too shy to talk to her in front of all the people. so he takes out his gun, shoots everybody but the blonde and than comes to her and asks: "why are you sitting here so alone ?"
well and one brutal and nasty ( but still funny ): "how are children in Iraq doing ?"
"just bombastic!!!"
I've seen the nations rise and fall
I've heard their stories, heard them all
but love's the only engine of survival
( Leonard Cohen )
Bosnian-Multinational Forum
